Showing posts with label cocaine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cocaine. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I Think I left A Little Out.

Consider this a part deux of the last blog. After sleeping on it, I felt like I left a lot out. Plus there’s new crap to inform you kids about in my cuh-raaaaaa-zeeee life.

So when we got all settled in we kind of realized that we had a huge week in front of us. Kendra went to work and guess what... SO DID I!!! I was really stoked to get started. My first day at Peet's Coffee was pretty straight forward. The usual mumbo jumbo but I got to do my first coffee tasting. Just picture a bunch of winos sitting around making up silly words and putting them into sentences about coffee instead of wine. I’m learning a lot but after today, I think I need to take a break from the caffeine. I was so jacked up on caffeine yesterday that I woke up with a hang over this morning and today I did a tea tasting and had a cup of super tea. I accidently brewed my personal cup of tea way too long and made it a super tea and I was dying at work. I probably looked like a crack addict on the verge of throwing down HJ’s for their fix.

Part of our huge week thus far was getting our keys to the new apartment which included us forking over $2000 for a security deposit for our new place on top of the first months rent at $1100. That’s right kids, I said $1100 a month. You might be thinking, “Daaaaaaaamn, they must live in a castle made with gold bricks surrounded by a mote filled with grape soda. P-I-M-P

Umm, yeah... not so much. It’s a small one bedroom with a tiny kitchen and a medium sized bathroom. It does have a ton of closet space and I’ll be sure to put some pics up of it before we really move in. There is a bus stop right out our front door and we live right above a sushi bar, as I might have mentioned in a previous post. It’s in a really amazing location. We have everything we need with in walking distance and everything else we could ever want is no more than 10 minutes down the road either direction. Including a Volcom store. Oh dear gawd!

Needless to say, we are super pumped and on top of that, we got a sweet designer custom made key for the front door. SNOW WHITE SUCKA!!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Night at the movies... or not


A night at the movies sounded like a great idea and a good change of pace for this holiday weekend. We weighed our options and decided to go see Twilight. I thought this was going to be a great movie cause all I remember from the trailer I saw a couple of months ago was some slender chicks and dudes dashing about in a forest with the speed of a gazelle on about a pound of cocaine.

I have only walked out of two movies in my life. One being Garfield: The Movie and the other, more recent, Twilight. Somewhere along the lines, Kendra and I missed the memo about how this movie was geared toward the demographic of 13-16 year old girls.

After 25 grueling and agonizing minutes of terrible acting and way too much white powder make up we decided to leave the theater and walk back home to try and get the headed in the right direction. Which is code for a few shots of vodka.



P.S.
Mountaine, If you are reading this, the answer is yes. Yes it is Popov Vodka.